Imagine the scenario…
You’re heading to work. You’re trying to find a space to park your car. You see your flat mate who explains that he stayed at his girlfriends last night but he has forgot his keys to his office and needs to get back to the flat. You offer to take him back to the flat, as your boss isn’t in so it doesn’t matter if you are a few minutes late, where on the other hand your flatmate needs to get to work in a hurry to let people into the office. Your flatmate gets into the car…
DO YOU:
A, drop your flatmate at home, then return to where you were parking your car, park up. Head into work a little late but noone is the wiser.
OR
B, Head round the corner, taking your flatmate even further away from where he needs to be, park up, and head to work, leaving your flatmate to run accross Bristol to get his keys, then back down to his office.
(if you chose B you’re a cunt, or Murphy. If you’re the flatmate that forgot his keys, you’re a tard, or Saul.)
3 years ago